SIng us a song Nordstroms-piano man...

Today I was at the mall here in California and I went into Nordstroms. Browsing around the men's department I picked up a tie that caught my eye. I flip it over and looked at the price: $125!!!!!! For a tie!!!!! I dropped it and ran screaming from the store. Which leads me to this:

If there's a guy playing a grand piano in the store - and it's not a piano store - then it's way too fancy of a place for me*.

* and let's face it, it's too fancy of place for everyone else too. A fuckin clothing store does not need a dude playing a piano in it.