In the Aisles

Dear Source Magazine: Have you heard this new rapper who's just tearing up the underground club scene? Off the hizzle... #1 sign it...

I'm gonna be telling my grandkids about today. When I saw Biden stand up and take that oath, I got a lump in my throat. Chills up my s...

my 3 year old daughter: "Daddy, what's a 'hip hop star'?" me: "Well, honey, it's like a rock star but wit...

You got your Budweiser in my Clamato. You got your Clamato in my Budweiser. [insert yuckyness shutter]

Tofurky?!?! Are you tofucking kidding me?

Two entries in my new series entitled “Hey Lady, your life is fucked up!”: (1) Last night a young girl comes treat-or-treating at my house ...

I, like so many Americans, tuned into the Vice-Presidential debate Thursday night soley to see if Palin was gonna crash and burn like she di...

If you're not Asian and you bring your lunch to work and you eat it with chopsticks, guess what? You're pretentious as shit !

Somehow my health insurance company sent me a check for $70 in error. So what do I do? I call them up and tell them that I think they made...

I have a little daughter. And another on the way really soon (gulp). And I've gotta tell you I'm proud to be a dad. Today I'...