ring tones

Ring tones are dumb (a $3 billion a year industry of dumb, if you can believe it). If your ringtone is some sort of classical music, you're annoying*.

*unless you're an actual classical musician. No wait, I take that back. Because classical musicians are annoying. They walk around with their nose in the air like they're so much better than me just because they in fact happen to be better than me. Hey, classical musician guy: we all put our pants on one leg at a time. It's just that my pants have big rips and paint stains on them. So fuck you and your bassoon!