177 pages on your lymph nodes?!?!

Today on the radio they mentioned that the presidential candidate’s medical info was recently released. The press got a peak at John McCain’s 1100 page medical history report last week. I have no idea what it said, but if there’s a 1100 page medical history report on you, you’re one seriously unhealthy motherfucker.

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"Organic" is another word for "40% more expensive for no good reason".