What he really was saying...

I was listening to the radio today on the way home from work. As part of the intense coverage of Spitzer's resignation, they had a quote from Lietenant Governor David Patterson. "I'm saddened," he said.

What he really meant: "Even though I've been praying every day for 14 months for something catastrophically horrible such as this to befall the Governor, I'm deeply saddened that I now get to be Governor of New York - whoo!!!"