Cosmetic dentistry = face cramps

This is the front side of an appointment reminder post card from my dentist. Look at these people! C'mon who the hell has ever been that happy? I know the dentist is pushing white teeth and all, but these people's teeth are blindingly white - really, that color white doesn't even exist in nature. This post card doesn't make me want to have teeth like these people. It makes me want to punch these people's teeth out.