Update: Redneck nuptuals

I wrote that previous post a few weeks ago. The show burned bright at first - I couldn't get enough man. These redneck people were out of their minds - riding down the aisle on quads, having mud wrestling at the reception, the one dude who wrote "Will you marry me" in piss in the snow as a proposal. But I always knew it's death was not far around the corner for me.

When we sat down to watch a new episode recently I had to turn it off after only 5 minutes, deeming it "too depressing, watching these stupid fucked up rednecks make gigantic idiots of themselves on TV*." That's pretty bad, considering that I watch the show for the specific reason of seeing stupid rednecks make idiots of themselves. But there's a point where it stops being fun and becomes rubbernecking at a horrible car crash (of a rusted-out El Camino and a primer-gray 1991 Ford Bronco). You might as well be playing monkey in the middle with the retarded kid from down the block.

* this occurred when the guy thought of the perfect place to get married: the center of the local demolition derby track! After the bride and groom crashed into each other head on, of course. "Then we'll climb out of the cars and get married on top of them, right here in the center of the track. Yee-haw!!!"

What kind of woman would get married at a demolition derby track? Well, this chick would. Yeah, she kinda looks like a dude.