February is for suicide...

It's February here in beautiful* upstate New York and, man, it's just gray outside. Every day. It's not cool. The weather man should just forego all the partly cloudly, mostly cloudy, partly sunny bullshit and just tell you what shade of gray it'll be that day. "Today will start out 17 degrees and gray timber wolf changing to silver spring by the afternoon commute. For Thursday expect pigeon gray with a high of 28 and expect some high winds, warmer temps and sidewalk gray on tap for Friday."

* adjective does not apply in Jan, Feb and the first 2 weeks of March. Other restrictions may apply.